currently in love with: lana winters & mickey milkovich

currently reading: 2000+ pages of academic circle jerk

currently watching: shameless, ds9, brooklyn 99

currently writing: too much bad poetry

online: in canada, on mobile

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THEME
[spock voice] let's get drunk and eat chicken fingers, captain



Did you know there's a (relatively) new breed of cat called munchkin cat and it's basically cats with stubby legs so they have like the same build as wiener dogs but y'know cats? They're fucking adorable.
Anonymous

Idid actually! my bffl cecilia really wanted one for a while, and it was all she’d talk about for hours at a time. they are sooo cute!

+Anonymous;  



thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.




deathchilds:

cinna has turned me into a mockingjay

deathchilds:

cinna has turned me into a mockingjay

+M E A G A N;  +hunger games;  



third-gallagher:

this is so cute

+i really wish we could see more ian and mandy being bros on the show;  +so cute;  +little fuckers;  +shameless;  



blastortoise:

I get really uncomfortable when white folk reblog a picture of a POC and add tags/comments like wOW SHE IS SUPER GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL
LOOK AT HER BEING FLAWLESS AS A DIAMOND BEAUTY AND GRACE LEAK FROM HER PORES

Like okay calm down it sounds really fake first off and you seem like you are trying too hard




"besides, i’ve never actually had a real boyfriend before. well, not that you’d be a real boyfriend, but, uh, a boyfriend i could do things with. instead of, you know, just getting finger-banged all the time."

+important;  +shameless;  



how to seduce ian gallagher:  a master’s guide by mickey “smooth as fuck” milkovich. all lines have been tested & proven to ACTUALLY WORK wow

+oh no;  +god mickey you are so fucking gross I cant believe you;  +shameless;  



+her face is just like;  +'why?;  +why is this a thing that is happening in my life?';  +shameless;  



breaking-the-systems:

teamrocketcutie:

On a scale from one to Zeus how sexually active are you

Artemis

+mythology;  



+push;